How not to spend 30 hours.

Check out of hotel Sunday at 1 pm.
Arrive at SJO.
Go through security.
Learn that flight is cancelled.
Exit airport to get a new ticket issued.
Be told that bags are still at baggage claim.
Go back to get bag.
Not allowed to go back in.
Wait for someone to come escort me.
Go through security again.
Wait one hour in line to get new ticket and vouchers.
Go to Hampton Inn.
Eat dinner at Dennys.
Sleep half an hour.
Eat breakfast at Dennys.
Go to airport at 5 am for 7 am flight.
Go through security.
Flight leaves after 8.
Miss connecting flight because of delay.
Wait to get a new ticket.
Go through security.
Watch security guard find jar of honey in my carry on.
Watch him say, I'm going to let this go.
Bless him one thousand times.
Go to new gate and wait for boarding with the Real Housewives of DC.
Board plane.
Wait one hour on the plane.
Land in DC at 7 PM on Monday.

Never fly American Airlines again.

(Today I am grateful for coming home to a clean house and lots of cooked goodness in the fridge.)